Once handsome Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has turned into Rasputin

Is somebody going to push him into an icy river as well?

by Anonymousreply 1October 28, 2020 6:00 PM

Hey Anashtashia c’mere try shome of this Moshcow Mule, ish terrif!

by Anonymousreply 2October 28, 2020 6:02 PM

Oh my god. Could he not at least have found out how to use the business end of a hairbrush before testifying in front of Congress?

To say nothing of the piercing. Uggghhh.

by Anonymousreply 3October 28, 2020 6:03 PM

Tech CEOSs are like Dr Manhattan when he decided he was above wearing clothes anymore. Except substitute grooming for nudity.

by Anonymousreply 4October 28, 2020 6:05 PM

He's going full-on Howard Hughes. He really was very handsome once upon a time. There are obviously mental health issues going on there. Too bad.

by Anonymousreply 5October 28, 2020 6:06 PM

He looked a little like Peter Thiel's old bf.

by Anonymousreply 6October 28, 2020 6:06 PM

I can't tell if he's an alcoholic or if his face is sunburned.

by Anonymousreply 7October 28, 2020 6:07 PM

Doesn’t he have some crazy diet too? He basically starves himself.

by Anonymousreply 8October 28, 2020 6:11 PM

Rasputin had a ginormous peasant cock and a hypnotic stare. He screwed all the whores and aristocracy of Saint Petersburg. Prince Yusopov, the gay grandee and reputed to be richer than the Tsar (and he was married to tsar's cousin) both hated and desired Rasputin. When Yusopov assassinated Raspy, he amputated his dick, and kept it in a velvet box, which he pulled out in his reduced yet elegant quarters in exile in Paris, to entertain his guests.

Does Jack measure up?

by Anonymousreply 9October 28, 2020 6:12 PM

that beard is nasty. There were studies that showed those things are gross and probably has lice, bugs and food particles in them.

by Anonymousreply 10October 28, 2020 6:16 PM

R9, Rasputin also had a notoriously, ungodly stench. He would not change his underwear for months and food would rot in his beard. In this respect, Dorsey may be living up to the comparison.

by Anonymousreply 11October 28, 2020 6:18 PM

His hair went from dark blackish-brown to dark blonde. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 12October 28, 2020 6:20 PM

Mark Z is usually in Tshirts and hoodies. At least he had the good sense to wear a suit and tie.

by Anonymousreply 13October 28, 2020 6:23 PM

I imagine he must have amassed lotsa smegma all over his mutilated dong knob. Oh, yummy!!!

by Anonymousreply 14October 28, 2020 6:23 PM

I imagine he must have amassed lotsa smegma all over his mutilated dong knob. Oh, yummy!!!

by Anonymousreply 15October 28, 2020 6:23 PM

I'm not on any social media.

Curious: how does Twitter make money? Are they ads surrounding each tweet?

by Anonymousreply 16October 28, 2020 6:25 PM

[quote] He's going full-on Howard Hughes

Yes, that who he reminded me of. Still, if he just trimmed and dyed his beard, he would probably look ok. Like this:

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by Anonymousreply 17October 28, 2020 6:26 PM

That's not a current photo OP. Dorsey's head is shorn, and his beard is trimmed close. He's been in the news lately quite cleaned up.

by Anonymousreply 18October 28, 2020 6:29 PM

[quote]I imagine he must have amassed lotsa smegma all over his mutilated dong knob. Oh, yummy!!!

isn't that kind of an oxymoron? (not quite the exact definition but you get my point). If he's cut (i.e. "mutilated") he wouldn't be developing smegma.

Speaking of which, what is his sizemeat? And is he gay or str8?

by Anonymousreply 19October 28, 2020 6:33 PM

There's a fascinating article about him in the WSJ this week.

He's like a character from "Silicon Valley"

Ice baths three times a day, went off to Africa for a few months to "see how people who have never had internet before respond to it" (while trying to run both Square and Twitter as CEO) and is "friends" with random Very Far Right and Very Far Left figures.

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by Anonymousreply 20October 28, 2020 6:33 PM

R19, he’s a tranny chaser. His girlfriend is a man.

by Anonymousreply 21October 28, 2020 6:35 PM

He just put no effort into his appearance in OP's photo. Arguably one should before going in front of congress but I'm not his stylist.

When his beard is appropriately trimmed and he isn't dressed like he's homeless he's still a pretty handsome man. And that's without considering his fortune. Most on this thread would bend over in a heart beat

by Anonymousreply 22October 28, 2020 6:35 PM

His beard coverage is lacking. He grows it long to distract.

by Anonymousreply 23October 28, 2020 6:37 PM

R22 Agreed. Still handsome. People also conveniently forget how young he was in those old photos they're always comparing him to.

by Anonymousreply 24October 28, 2020 6:40 PM

Has Dorsey ever had a serious girlfriend or boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 25October 28, 2020 6:41 PM

YouTube vidoe of him addressing Congress today.

I can only imagine the conversations between him and the Twitter Corp Comms and PR teams

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by Anonymousreply 26October 28, 2020 6:42 PM

R18. That's how he looked today LIVE on TV!

by Anonymousreply 27October 28, 2020 6:43 PM

I wondered if he even took a shower today...

by Anonymousreply 28October 28, 2020 6:44 PM

R27 I'll admit it he looks as if he's converted to Orthodox Judaism, and has been too busy studying at Yeshiva to take care of himself, but it wouldn't put me off. Nothing a hot bath and a beatd trim couldn't fix.

by Anonymousreply 30October 28, 2020 6:59 PM

I find his voice sexy, and like his almost Canadian sounding American accent.

by Anonymousreply 32October 28, 2020 7:00 PM

R18, this is a picture from his testimony before Congress today.

Yes. He really showed up before Congress looking like this.

by Anonymousreply 34October 28, 2020 7:15 PM

Was he wearing his Kleenex box shoes?

by Anonymousreply 35October 28, 2020 7:25 PM

Newsflash: Rich geniuses can be mentally ill. His lifestyle (diet, hobbies, ramblings) and appearance indicate he is not well.

by Anonymousreply 36October 28, 2020 7:33 PM

I was promised a handsome man in this thread

by Anonymousreply 37October 28, 2020 7:33 PM

Looks like he was video chatting from the outdoors.

by Anonymousreply 38October 28, 2020 7:34 PM

[quote]I was promised a handsome man in this thread

It's a classic bait and switch like someone posting a 20 year picture of themselves on a dating app.

by Anonymousreply 39October 28, 2020 7:37 PM

He looks like the disheveled crazy man on the community college campus who has been taking classes for 25 years.

by Anonymousreply 40October 28, 2020 7:40 PM

Oh, you meant in terms of looks?

by Anonymousreply 41October 28, 2020 7:48 PM

I had no idea he was once handsome. He looks like a hostage victim.

by Anonymousreply 42October 28, 2020 7:48 PM

He looks pretty shit there granted. But people are greatly overestimating how much his look would be improved by just a simple haircut and shave.

This reminds me of those 90s movies where some nerdy unpopular girl gets a makeover from frumpy to hot but that they did is style her hair and give her contacts instead of glasses

by Anonymousreply 43October 28, 2020 7:57 PM

When I first saw OP's picture I thought it was Pete Buttigieg next to Jack Dorsey.

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by Anonymousreply 45October 28, 2020 11:05 PM

R45 Well, the pic on the left was over twenty years ago. People forget that Dorsey came up with Twitter when he was a student at NYU. He's forty-five years-old now.

I like these sandals he's wearing below.

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by Anonymousreply 46October 29, 2020 11:20 PM

He deserves to fade away and die in excruciating pain for allowing dump to keep posting on Twitter. I hope he gets a really nasty incurable disease that plagued him for the rest of his miserable life.

by Anonymousreply 47October 29, 2020 11:32 PM

R46 So there's a WikiFeet website? I guess there really is something on the internet for every taste.

by Anonymousreply 48October 29, 2020 11:35 PM

He has nice feet. And in those pictures he looks pretty good I'd say! The beard is just completely out of control right now

by Anonymousreply 49October 29, 2020 11:37 PM

He is rich enough to wear and appear as he wishes.

by Anonymousreply 50October 29, 2020 11:37 PM

Jack just needs a lovely caftan. He'd fit right in with the DL crowd!

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by Anonymousreply 51October 29, 2020 11:39 PM

R49 He stopped dying his beard back in 2014. I think he still colours his hair. Yes, when it's trimmed nicely, he looks much better.

R48 There's a version with women's feet as well for anyone interested.

by Anonymousreply 52October 30, 2020 12:02 AM

R51 Agreed, he'd look smashing in a caftan with those sandals. I'll happily volunteer to give him a bath, and a beard trim before he slips into that caftan you posted!

by Anonymousreply 53October 30, 2020 12:05 AM

He looks absolutely disgusting. And he’s a wimp - he should have cussed Ted Cruz out for talking to him like that.

by Anonymousreply 54October 30, 2020 12:10 AM

R18 You’re in denial. See R26.

by Anonymousreply 55October 30, 2020 12:12 AM

The people who are saying he was handsome before are full of shit. He was geeky-cute at best. You know damn well if he wasn’t a billionaire you wouldn’t look twice at him on the street.

by Anonymousreply 56October 30, 2020 12:13 AM

R55 No sir, I'm not. I already acknowledged that I was mistaken. I made the post @ R30. Several media outlets had been circulating photos of him cleaned up from back in July. Sorry, but I still like him. We don't all share the same taste. It's nothing to argue about really.

by Anonymousreply 57October 30, 2020 12:23 AM

R56 My attraction has nothing to do with his $$$. I have a penchant for that Irish look he has. I don't mind scruffy men with beards either, in fact they're quite sexy to me.

by Anonymousreply 58October 30, 2020 12:26 AM

Tom Cotton said Dorsey looked like a "homeless antifa protestor"

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by Anonymousreply 59October 31, 2020 6:09 PM

Tom Cotton should talk, he looks like a right extremist.

by Anonymousreply 60October 31, 2020 6:22 PM

Between , that McAfee guy, and Elon Musk, I have to wonder- is it drugs? Or do all the genius tech guys get possessed by Aliens when they make certain breakthroughs?

by Anonymousreply 62October 31, 2020 6:38 PM

^^When people become Billionaire Captains of Industry, they get weird. Like really REALLY weird.

by Anonymousreply 63October 31, 2020 7:04 PM

[quote]Tom Cotton said Dorsey looked like a "homeless antifa protestor"

Oh, please, like that malnourished meerkat has any room to talk.

by Anonymousreply 64October 31, 2020 7:15 PM

Not handsome beardless, not handsome bearded.

by Anonymousreply 65October 31, 2020 7:16 PM

I think he looks like Mayor Pete's dissolute brother.

by Anonymousreply 66October 31, 2020 7:34 PM

I am sorry but he looks like he smells. Also how short is he? Based on that picture of his interesting footwear choices.

by Anonymousreply 67October 31, 2020 8:07 PM

He looks like he stores his bodily fluids in jars in his fridge.

by Anonymousreply 68October 31, 2020 8:27 PM

This fucker tweets all the time, yet we’re halfway through June and he hasn’t said one damn thing about June being Pride Month, even though Twitter is supposed to be such a great place for gays to work. Yet he has plenty of time to tweet about cryptocurrency and Black issues (because he fetishizes Black culture).

Fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 69June 14, 2021 12:04 PM

Is he a deeply religious person in private life? not because of the beard, but there is something very unsettling about him, he reminds of those fanatic people who devote themselves to certain things in life, religions, crossfit, diet...

by Anonymousreply 70June 14, 2021 12:37 PM

Jack Dorsey could buy and sell a two bit, penny ante politician like Tom Cotton a thousand times over, and still have change to spare.

by Anonymousreply 71June 14, 2021 12:39 PM

[quote] He's our Howard Hughes!

Howard Hughes had the excuse of being paranoid based on drug abuse. And that drug abuse was based on his injuries he got in his fifth (!) plane crash.

How can you be a well functioning CEO of two major companies at the same time? Twitter is fine but not without problems and needs constant attention. Square is basically still a start-up. It has a solid foundation and great prospects, and it's still growing exponentially. How can one man be an effective CEO for both of these needy companies?

by Anonymousreply 72June 14, 2021 1:04 PM

Jim McKelvey pretty much runs Square, R72.

by Anonymousreply 73June 14, 2021 1:07 PM

Rasputin by North Coast Brewing is a delicious Russian Imperial Stout. 🍺

by Anonymousreply 74June 14, 2021 1:17 PM

Will he grow his nails long, save his pee, and only allow himself to be attended to by Mormon ladies?

by Anonymousreply 75June 14, 2021 1:31 PM

Just yesterday he tweeted about Juneteenth (once again showing his obsession with Black culture), but STILL hasn’t said shirt about Pride Month🏳️‍🌈.

Asshole.

by Anonymousreply 76June 16, 2021 11:52 AM

He tweeted about Juneteenth yesterday because yesterday the senate passed a bill making it a federal holiday genius. It wasn't a random "obsession". Some people watch news

by Anonymousreply 77June 16, 2021 9:07 PM

Wait, so are banks going to be closed in 3 days? Do I not have to go to work?

by Anonymousreply 78June 16, 2021 9:11 PM

R78 only the senate passed it so far. It's theoretically possible but highly unlikely the House passes it before the end of the week. That said, the House is expected to pass it easily when is does finally come up for a vote. The Senate was the tougher lift

by Anonymousreply 79June 16, 2021 9:33 PM

R77 No dummy. He is ALWAYS a posting about Black-related things. He’s obsessed.

by Anonymousreply 80June 17, 2021 2:11 AM

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