Movies or shows you can't watch because the actors are too ugly

I want to see The Invisible Man but I find Elisabeth Moss's face to be disturbing. It's also the reason I couldn't watch Mad Men. She looks like Mr. Punch.

Anything with Robin Williams

OP don't ever watch The Handmaid's Tale, there are so many closeups of her face I know every mole and wrinkle on it.

Anything Ben Affleck is in.

Anything with Vincent Gallo.

Anything with Miles Teller.

I hate Nicolas Cage and can't watch any movie with him. Hate his stupid facial expressions, hate the voice, hate his stupid hair, hate the whole package. Also a bad actor.

Elisabeth Moss didn't bother me on Mad Men. The close ups on Handmaid's Tale are too much though. Especially in UHD. But HMT is still a good show and Moss a good actress.

Anything with Owen Wilson or Jennifer Anniston.

Obese actors. Any actress playing working class that has a facelift.

Anything with Timothee Chalamet.

R8 I don't understand why he's in Top Gun 2.

Owens Wilson’s nose looks like a dick. I cannot bear to watch him. Mind you, I love dick. Uncut that is.

R10 and R14 Ewwww Owen Wilson is so fucking ugly, gross, and annoying. From that deformed dick-like nose^^ to his perpetually disgustingly chapped lips and then add in the fact that he thinks he is so hot and charming...shudder. No thanks. Also agree about Jennifer Anniston. Just no. Her strip scene in Meet the Millers along with the smug, conceited look on her face was the last thing I'll ever watch her in.

Adam Driver. Ugly and has no charisma. I don’t get it.

That Bible thumping twat Chris Pratt.

Anything with Mickey Rourke in the last 20 years.

Ugly actors are hired by ugly directors.

I second Adam Driver. Ugly as fuck.

Also Robert Pattinson.

Donald Trump. His nose looks like a flaccid penis. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

Sean Penn. Can’t look at him. Can’t listen to him. .

Don't know his name, but the main actor from American Horror Story, the one who likes getting his face busted up by gape-mouth Julia Roberts niece? This one dimensional beady-eyed freak was touted as being the next big thing... ha!

I don’t think it’s OK to judge Adam Driver by human standards. Not fair.

Damian Lewis...my main problem with Billions. Paul Giamatti is supposed to be unattractive, but Damian’s character is supposed to be smart, attractive, cunning and charming, but his face....just no. Terrific actor though.

Hard to believe he was once cute for 15 minutes

[quote]Donald Trump. His nose looks like a flaccid penis. Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

I wish the device(s) of each and every DLer who starts a thread that forces us to look at Trumppics would spontaneously combust. This is not TrumpLounge.

I shudder to think what happens when any of queens look in the mirror.

Fleabag starring Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Just when you think she can't get uglier, she reveals that nasty mole on her 6head.

R3 He was never traditionally handsome, but my god - what cocaine and booze can do to a face over time. The grotesque mugging did not help, either. He would have aged much better if he stuck with clean living.

Timothee “I have no ass” Chalamet.

A lot of the people already listed and that Cumberbatch guy. GROSS. Also, Daniel Craig. Just ugly.

R6 Yes. What was ever his appeal? Those beady eyes, chiclet teeth and visible gums are awful. And his bloated guilt-ridden face for the last 5 years or so. There is nothing attractive or watchable about him.

Bradley Cooper and Leonardo DiCaprio. These are our leading men? Ugh.

Brie Larson. Ugly inside and out. How on earth did she get famous instead of working at the local pharmacy?

Lady Gaga. I gave up on AHS Hotel (I watch every season) cause I couldn't look at the mutt dolled up like beauty. Beast. The poor acting didn't help either. (Yes, I know she wont a Golden Globe ie: Popularity contest).

No, she really couldn't act for shit R36. Not to mention that vacuous fish gape expression that was her go-to for the whole season.

Adam Driver looks like he has a foot long cock, so that makes him more attractive to me.

Steve Buscemi and Quinten Tarantino are fugly!!!!

R25 it's his tiny, ass mouth (and yes, I meant to type a comma and not a hyphen.)

R30 Robin looks a lot like Rod Taylor in that photo.

Anything with Tyler Hoechlin. His weird bugged out wall-eyed look creeps me out. Someone get that guy some thyroid medication or a hammer to knock the eyes back into his head or something. He's worse than that bug-eyed chick from Girlfriends.

Now that we’ve established in usual DL fashion that everyone is too ugly to act, let’s get back our beautiful, tasteful lives.

Chris Colfer. Overrated in every way. Thank God Hollywood dumped him.

Joaquin Phoenix. Couldn't see Joker because I don't like him even when he isn't wearing clown makeup.

Tried watching Death Comes to Pemberly but the actress playing Lizzie was so unattractive I couldn't past the first 15 minutes.

Girls

Fleabag

Anything with Rebel Wilson

Jamie Foxx was good in "Ray" when he had his eyes hidden behind dark glasses.

good actor but Oliver Platt.

R53 Dr. Charles is one of my favorite characters on Chicago Med. Yes, Oliver Platt looks a lot different than he did the first time I saw him in anything (Flatliners? The Three Musketeers?), but hey, so do I.

Adam Driver. I can't get around his deformed lip.

R29 I think she has an adorably mischievous face.

The guy who played Albert on Little House-also because of his deformed lip.

That netflix show sex education, that Ncuti Gatwa guy is just a complete turn off and the other actors (butterfield etc) are pretty ugly as well!

Ragnarok, also on Netflix.

She's a brilliant actress but Edie Falco is not an attractive woman.

The Dr. Oz Show and Mr. Bean.

John Turturro.

I had to turn off Quiz Show.

No Christian god would make such a man. Who could blame the producers for wanting the show rigged? They should have won the Nobel Peace price!

I second John Turturro. Ugly as hell.

[quote] Also Robert Pattinson.

This news I read recently had me scratching my head. There's no denying Pattinson can look great from some angles but he's just unbelievably unsexy in my eyes.

"Robert Pattinson has been declared the most handsome man in the world following science research into what constitutes the 'perfect face'.

The British Batman actor, 33, was found to be 92.15 per cent 'accurate' to the Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi, which is said to measure physical perfection."

Pattinson has the look of a man who has been hit in the face with a shovel.

Dale Dickey for the win!!!

Anytime a movie calls for an ugly female hillbilly, I'm sure Miss Dickey 's number is the first one that gets a ring.

Felony Huffman and William H. Macy make one unattractive couple.

Alison Brie presenting mole in GLOW ruined it for me.

Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean. I can't stand his mouth. And he uses it a lot.

Nobody has mentioned DL fave LENS DUNHAM?? SHAME!!!!

A lot of you are REALLY sensitive to looks.

Edie Falco is a raging bull dyke in everything she's in. I cannot watch her. Tony Soprano's wife? What a joke. Sarah Jessica Parker is another hideous face.

Anything starring Jason Clarke. I can take him in small doses, though.

Amanda Seyfried. I tried to watch Chloe (big Julianne Moore fan) but her 6 head and bug eyes were so distracting I could barely finish it.

She was supposed to be this prostitute that men I would just die for. Yeah right!

breaking bad and stranger things had literally NO eye candy and I still enjoyed both series.

I can't imagine not being able to watch something because the actors are too ugly. That must be so difficult for you people. You should probably kill yourselves.

R58 Sam Elliot also has a deformed lip (just like The Grinch's pointed top lip) that he keeps hidden under his giant mustache. I know it's a major sin, but YUCK.

R67 Meet her English chavette counterpart, Ruth Sheen. She can barely close her mouth over those abomination teeth. R49 I think she's even got homely Anna Maxwell Martin beat

This was actually how I felt about the whole cast of Glee for at least the first half of the first season. Every one of them looked so odd to me, but it’s funny how over time you become accustomed to it. The latter seasons added a more conventionally attractive cast

I know she's considered beautiful in New York, but I can't watch Debbie Mazar.

Not to mention the lisp R82.

There are people here who have no idea that movies and TV shows are visual mediums about looks. And yes there are people so ugly when honed in on become macabre and repulsive. When you look in a mirror or at a person on the street it is all part of the fabric of life. When there is a heightened sense of reality I don't want to see Danny de Vito in close-up. I have seen him on the street and he's just another person.

r73, that is hysterical, but he actually looks good there because he's not doing the Bean brows and mouth:

R11, if you refuse to look at obese people, how do you get through life?

Most of the people mentioned in this thread are no worse looking than the average person. You people are weird.

Tom Hanks. His face annoys me to no end.

Chrissy Metz makes This Is Us unwatchable for me.

Ellen face reeks of mean and nasty and I can't look at her.

Darren Criss. Something about him just annoys me.

Timothy Spall. I feel guilty about it because he's a good actor and by all accounts a great guy, but I have such a strong negative visceral reaction to him I can't enjoy watching scenes he's in. It even extended to the cartoon version of him in [italic]Enchanted[/italic], which repulsed me before I realized it was voiced by him!

[quote]Dale Dickey for the win!!!

[quote]Anytime a movie calls for an ugly female hillbilly, I'm sure Miss Dickey 's number is the first one that gets a ring.

Yes, R67, and yet I find her face utterly arresting. In motion so expressive and real, it almost makes her attractive.

If there were a list for "Ugly Actors You Love to Watch," she'd be my nominee.

But I work with feral cats and find their sad wildness both beautiful and heartbreaking, so perhaps I'm biased.

Saoirse Ronan. Like Adam Driver, she's ugly and has no charisma.

Meryl Streep. Ugly inside and out.

Anything with William Frawley.

Anything with Whoopi Goldberg. I'd rather look at an ass covered with boils than her face.

This unfortunate configuration of features makes my eyeballs water and throb. And not in a good way.

All "quirky" NBC non-comedies like that Big Lots one where it's all dorks and fat people.

I kinda feel bad about it, but him. Looks like a jar of mayonnaise. (He looks better than me, but I'm not always shoving myself out there).

R99 Donny used to be cute. He doesn't look too bad there.

Ellen has gotten very ugly in her old age. Her current gay-man haircut looks like shit on her. Shows off her ugly ears.

When was Ellen ever attractive?

I agree with R9 about Nicolas Cage!

Lisa Marie Presley bent over backwards to marry the only person in the world uglier than Michael Jackson.

The movie, LA LA LAND. I wanted to like it so badly, but it really needed 2 attractive and glamorous leads. Instead, the leads were homely and difficult to look at for 2 hours on a big screen. Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling do not have "movie star" looks- especially Emma Stone.

I was so confused when Gosling became the hot new thing after The Notebook.

The chubby actor from the TV series "Lost".

Blah, blah visual medium, blah blah

R85, I could take you seriously if you were talking about porn OR maybe something with a romantic element--I mean, I actually wouldn't in that case but for the sake of argument, let's do IT. FUCK, I don't want to see a Danny Devito and Rhea Pearlman sex tape but have no problem watching something with him in it. It still comes down to you being a vain piece of shit that can't watch something because that person doesn't meet your standard of beauty. Dress it up all you want.

That mexican guy from The Umbrella Academy.

Most people mentioned here are just average, not ugly at all. You people are crazy.

R99 That cracked me up. So random! Lolololololol. :)

Oh R107 if Danny de Vito meets your standard of beauty watch him and jerk off. I'm not stopping you.

Francis McDormand can work either way. Sometimes charmingly ugly-cute and other times not so much. But I love her.

Frances McDormand and Laurie Metcalf

R113 Thanks for the spell check.

Francis is male as in Frank S. Frances is female as in Frances Farmer.

We sat down to watch "Uncut Gems" last night and we could only get through about ten minutes.

The idea of watching Adam Sandler for another hour+ just seemed unacceptable.

Adam Sandler is unwatchable.

But I love Nic Cage. I can see how he is ludicrous, but I love him anyway.

The Oompa Lumpas used to scare me to death.

The Oompa Lumpas used to scare me to death.

Watching Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory terrifies me.

R120 Thank you! I always thought Trump looked like a Muppet and I love the Muppets. Now I can imagine him as an Oompah Loompa … I can deal with that.

Toni Collette. She's one heck of an actress but damn, she's hard to watch.

Tommy Lee Jones is hard to watch but he chooses great roles and acts the fuck out of 'em.

Will Arnett. Not attractive. But great voice. What my mother used to say "a great face for radio"

I agree about Toni Collette. So adorable in Muriel’s wedding and then she aged in a harsh way.

Mary J. Blige has the most punchable face ever.

I'm sorry but Viola Davis is hard to look at.

Leslie Jones is offensively unattractive.

Maura Tierney -- I don't know if was her looks, her character or her acting, but because of her I stopped watching "ER" after she came aboard and it looked like they kept making her more important to the plots.

R129, I felt the same way about her in The Affair. At first I found her attractive but it got to the point where I could stand to look at her. And the actress who played her mother is really, as my mother would call her, homely.

Ron Perlman, seems to have quite the ego too.

I find John Tuturo rather sexy.

Invisible Man sucked but not because of Moss. She’s a science weirdo but great actress. Script was awful.

I’m no Sandler fan but Uncut Gems was an amazing film and for r104 I hope you’re trolling because Gosling and Stone are hot as f.

Lady Elaine Fairchild was not attractive.

I don’t know. I find Will Arnett creepy hot for some reason.

R136 Like Uncle Chester, the child molester?

Me too r136. I thought this scene in 30 Rock was actually hot.

Maura Tierney's annoying trait is her tendency to purse her lips all the time when she is not speaking--makes her seem arrogant. I don't know if it's something she does in real life or what. Many people complained about it somewhere (on DL maybe). Anyway, this makes her seem arrogant. The character is a spoiled rich girl, so maybe she's just a good actress. I only saw Maura years ago in ER (or was it LA Law?). Don't remember if she did the lip thing before. Just made me want to slap her and I'm not usually that reactive.

She did the duck lips on ER too. Never personally bothered me, though. I thought she was the best thing on The Affair.

Doesn't Will Arnett have a great body, r136? I seem to remember that he does.

He’s put on a bit of weight.

"Maura Tierney -- I don't know if was her looks, her character or her acting, but because of her I stopped watching "ER" after she came aboard and it looked like they kept making her more important to the plots."

As I recall men were constantly falling in love with her Tierney's character on ER, despite her plainness. ER actually was a shitty show, now that I remember it. A dumb medical soap opera.

Tom Hiddleston Cumberbatch Elizabeth Moss John Cusack Nick Nolte Adam Driver Kevin Hart

[Quote] A dumb medical soap opera.

Aren't they all?

Milla Jovovich and Rachel Weisz

147 threads and NO ROSEANNE ?

148 threads and NO SARA FUCKING GILBERT ? WHO COULD EAT THAT ??

Ladies please calm down, I used to be fat sexy Myself .

R149 for the win. How Sara Gilbert ever became a star is a mystery to me. Can't stand her or to look at her.

John Turturro. Ugly as hell and not even a good actor.

John Turturro. Ugly as hell and not even a good actor.

r149, they just close their eyes and think about a comfortable life. Millions of women and men have done it for time immemorial.

I’m fine with Sara Gilbert in a sitcom, especially one focused on a blue collar family, what I don’t get is she and her ilk being the hostesses of talk shows. I want glamour, wit, personality on a talk show Dinah Shore, Rona Barrett and Joan Rivers had that, but I think that is lacking in this day and age.

Even though she has an ugly personality at least Kelly Ripa covers it up and adds some glamour, as did Oprah. But those people on The View and the other one with Sharon Osborne do not. And why the heck are there so many of them, it just magnifies the unpleasant looks and personalities. Who wants to see that?

"How Sara Gilbert ever became a star is a mystery to me. Can't stand her or to look at her."

I agree. She has always been homely, even when young, and has that irritating slurred voice. How could anyone believe that any man would want her? Speaking of Gilbert, Roseanne Barr deserves a mention of this thread. Butt ugly and with a nails on a blackboard voice...I could never stand to hear or see her.

Did i miss it or has no one mentioned Steve Buscemi?

"The View" wins hand down. Thread closed.

Dionne Warwick on solid gold

Jennifer Lawrence. Her face annoys me to no end.

R161 What was up with Warwick’s piggy nose? Did she have it reconstructed, badly, due to cocaine use?

Dionne has always had the same nose.

Most of the people listed above I don't find attractive, but they won't get me to switch channels. Steve Buscemi, Toni Collette, Tommy Lee Jones, Leslie Jones are fascinating to watch, in my opinion.

However, I will switch the channel if unpleasant Lena Dunham, Adam Driver, Bill Cosby, Rachel McAdams, moly Christian Bale, Busy Phillips, gremlinesque Kevin Hart, faux-George Michael Sam Smith, or deformed Adam Sandler are on the screen. I have to turn the channel. Some of them look like those puppets in that Genesis music video LAND OF CONFUSION. Really puts me off.

That Seinfeld ensemble is one fugly bunch actually. Julia can clean up ok, but on the show? Eek.

R165 Rachel McAdams?? Really?

Outlander. That shrieking nightmare of an actress, Caitroina Balfe makes my skin crawl. She ruins an otherwise pleasurable show.

Never heard of Rachel McAdams so I looked her up.

No, that's not ugly.

Buscemi and Tommy Lee Jones are not pretty, but they don't bother me. Moss and Driver bug me. I gave up on Mad Men in part because I did not want to look at her.

TLJ was hot for a long time. I give him points for aging naturally.

Tommy Lee Jones was very hot in his youth.

Maria Shriver. Aging or bad plastic surgery?

R169 you never saw Mean Girls?

r172 Just naturally hideous.

Emma Stone. I just don’t understand how she’s considered a movie star.

Darren Criss. I don’t know if it’s his face or personality but he is annoying to no end.

Ratface Chalamet. The spelling of his first name makes it even worse.

Fantastic actor, but William DeFoe is really ugly looking.

Lena Dunham. She actually flaunts her ugliness and shows off her elephantine body by being naked as often as possible. That show "Girls"...how could anyone watch it without being struck blind?

Reese Do You Know Who I Am Witherspoon. Her face is quite irritating.

Gwyneth Paltrow irritates me!

Not nice to say but oncologist Dr. Robert Buckman was not an attractive man. He used to be a guest on TV talk shows in Canada.

Rachel Brosnahan. Her voice is so annoying.

Betty Gilpin- she's more creepy looking than ugly.

Natalie Portman - overrated in looks and talent. Also, her films bomb at the box office but TPTB still cast her in leading roles.

R187 In a few years Portman will probably go down the Reese Witherspoon route of doing several limited series for cable and streaming services.

Kate McKinnon- that nose is hideous and frightful

R187 we'll see how she does now that Jane will be the new Thor.

Hoda Kotb is another Today show fugly.

Cate Blanchett is overrated

Kaitlyn Dever. She’s not ugly but she’s yet another plain Jane being shoved down the public consciousness.

I hope I won't be frosted if I slip over briefly into the world of opera, because there are two tenors whose looks I find prohibitive: Burkhard Fritz and Ramon Vargas. They ruin everything they're in just by entering with those squashed-up faces.

And Fritz is loaded up with stupid tattoos, as if he weren't already handicapped in his appearance.

R194 is she?? I never heard of her until Booksmart. But Beanie's career is definitely taking off.

Our of morbid curiosity, I watched a film clip of "Girls" where Lena Dunham is smoozing with Adam Driver. He kisses her...ew, gross! And he calls her PRETTY. I never watched that show, but I've heard of it. Was it science fiction? That film clip made me think that it was.

R183 when Gwynnie first became popular in the early 90s my friend said she has exactly three acting looks: just finished crying, is currently crying or is about to cry.

I worked with an actor who guess starred on Girls, so out of loyalty, I watched his episode. Lens was playing ping pong fully NUDE. I wanted to claw my eyes out. When I worked with him the next day, I mentioned that I saw that ep, and he asked me what I thought, and I said lamely, "I didn't know she would be that...naked".

"Lens was playing ping pong fully NUDE."

Uh, what was the motivation for THAT? To show that she's "proud of her body?" Who the fuck watched that show, anyway? I watched a less than five minute scene and thought I would vomit. And she wasn't even naked in it.

Alyson Hannigan. Homely as a horse. The dyed red hair was no doubt an attempt to "glamorize" her, but it didn't help. Awful voice, too.

R203 I liked her on Buffy as the nerdy type witch. But, I loathed her on How I Met Your Mother.

" I liked her on Buffy as the nerdy type witch."

I hated her on that, too. And that show had good looking lesbians drooling over her. I always thought "She's UGLY. Why would you want to munch her carpet?"

Young Willem Dafoe want so bad:

I don't get this thread. If you won't watch a movie because you don't find an actor attractive, how do you get through everyday life? Even actors who are plain by Hollywood standards are more attractive than most ordinary people. You never encounter people who are less attractive than Natalie Portman, Rachel Brosnahan, or Elisabeth Moss?

[quote]I hated her on that, too. And that show had good looking lesbians drooling over her. I always thought "She's UGLY. Why would you want to munch her carpet?"

lol I used to laugh at that. I thought the same thing on Pretty Little Liars when they paired pretty Emily with that ugly Paige.

R203 I don't think they were trying to glam her up. She was always a redhead on Buffy.

Anything with Cynthia Erivo.

Luke and Owen Wilson. *shudders*

Anything with Idina Menzel or her younger lookalike Lea Michele.

[quote] Our of morbid curiosity, I watched a film clip of "Girls" where Lena Dunham is smoozing with Adam Driver. He kisses her...ew, gross! And he calls her PRETTY.

Well, to be fair, from the neck up he's no oil portrait himself.

R171 Please. What is this movie?

Josh Brolin is oldy but not in the Goonies.

r216, it's Jackson County Jail (1976).

Celebrity Apprentice

White House Press Briefings

R219 and R220 each for a WIN!

This thread is evil in a way I generally avoid, but I must admit I have gotten some good laughs out of it.

Anything with Paul Giamatti, the Duplass brother who thinks he's an actor or Justin Timberlake's unibrow. Hideous, all three of them.

Zoe Kazan- The only reason I've managed to watch The Plot Against America is because of the other cast members.

Jessica Chastain. She's also a terribly EARNEST actress and I can't stand to watch her or listen to her.

Seriously, r220 wins. This thread should just be closed.

Monica Vitti. What a dog. Terence Stamp, barf. Whose bright idea were these two?

Curb Your Enthusiasm because Larry David is fugly, whiny and gross.

Willem Defoe's face repulses me. Literally, looking at his face makes my skin crawl. I have no idea why.

Carey Mulligan owns this thread.

Amy Schumer. I don’t care what her body looks like. It’s the face that is offensive.

Mayim Bialik. If you paint her green she will look like Margaret Hamilton on her witch makeup.

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